December 27, 20004>
Ratso’s Best (and Worst) of 2000
As heard on KUSF 90.3 FM, San Francisco
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- KIRBY GRIPS -- Fireman (7") [Best Pop Song]
- ZAMBONIS -- The Helmet Song (remix) (More Songs About Hockey)
- SPIT -- Born Out the Anus (America’s Sweetheart)
- ENON -- Rubber Car (Believo)
- FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. -- Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy (Worldwide Living Death Frankenstein Slavery)
- HOWARD HUGHES -- In the Light (EP)
- KID606 & HRVATSKI -- Catstep/ My Kitten/ Catnap Vatstep DSP Remix (Down With the Scene)
- HORNS & BEATS -- Pick It Up (Dutch Jazz + World 2000 comp.)
- UNKNOWN -- The Proper Words (Cool Beans! #11 - Bonus Sex CD comp.)
- FU MANCHU -- Weird Beard (King of the Road)
- WITCHY POO -- Moonshadow (Public Works) [Worst Cover Tune]
- BAD LIVERS -- Death Trip (Blood & Mood)
- ASYLUM STREET SPANKERS -- Beer (Spanker Madness)
- ORIGINAL LOVE -- Honey Flash (Japan Nite Sound Sampler 2000 comp.)
- IDIOT FLESH -- Blue Head (East Timor Benefit Album comp.)
- OF MONTREAL -- Ira’s Brief Life as a Spider (The Singles & Songles Album)
- BOBBYTEENS -- Backseat Lover (Fast Livin & Rock N Roll)
- ARTBOX -- Intro/ In a Guy’s Body (Crush)
- SENSATIONAL -- Sittin’ on Top (Heavyweighter) [Worst Hip Hop Song]
- Q-TIP -- Go Hard (Amplified)
- OPTIGANALLY YOURS -- Nonpartisan (Exclusively Talentmaker!)
- ROCKSTARMATT - Rob Zombie/ Urine Sampler (Armaghetto)
- EELS -- It’s a Monstertrucker (Daisies of the Galaxy)
- ELF POWER -- Surgery (Vainly Clutching at Phantom Limbs)
- BILLY NAYER SHOW -- ABCs (Return to Brigadoon) [Best Love Song]
- JEAN-JACQUES PERRY -- Groove Leprechauns (At Home with the Groovebox comp.)
- SUGAR TWINS -- For You (Patio a-Go-Go!)
- FLOWCHART -- Compilation Dream Song (Darla 100 comp.)
- ANDRÉ WILLIAMS -- Whip the Booty (André Williams is the Black Godfather) [Sleaziest Song]
- BOSS HOG -- Itchy & Scratchy (Whiteout)
- CLAP BAND -- Auto-Asphyxiation Masturbation (7")
- BUBBLEMAN -- Nepa Nepa (A Day of the Iron Sausage)
- PRIMAL SCREAM -- Kill All Hippies (XTRMNTR)
- GRANDADDY -- The Crystal Lake (The Sophtware Slump) [Prettiest Song]
- AMON TOBIN -- Sub Tropic (Caipiríssima comp.)
- SEÑOR COCONUT Y SU CONJUNTO -- Tour De France (El Baile Aleman)
- MIKEY WILD & THE MAGIC LANTERNS -- Wuz Punk Before You Were Punk (I Was a Punk B4 U Were a Punk) [Runner Up: Most Retarded Song]
- SICK BEES -- Work It (My Pleasure)
- NIKKI & THE CORVETTES -- Back Seat Love (Nikki & The Corvettes)
- BLUE PERIOD -- Go Go Happy Girl (San Francisco 1999 comp.)
- MOLES -- Breathe Me In (Untune the Sky)
- GROOVE COLLECTIVE -- Some People (Declassified)
- THOSE NORWEGIANS -- Dom B. Sensi (Beats & Pieces comp.)
- SCREWY LOUIE -- What’s Your Name (Screwy Louie Comes to America)
- MC PAUL BARNAM -- Housemate Troubles (How Hard is That? EP)
- INFESTICONS/ MAJESTICON 69 & DANA -- Shampoo Theme (Gun Hill Road)
- MARISSA MONTE -- Cinco Minutos (Memories, Chronicles and Declarations of Love) [Sexiest Song]
- MO HORIZONS -- Prince Charles’ Latest Affair (Virtual Brazilia comp.)
- NEW WAVER -- The Client (The Defeated)
- BONNIWELL MUSIC MACHINE -- King Mixer (Ignition)
- CLINTON -- Fila Brazillia Disco Frisco (Disco & the Halfway to Discontents)
- TREMOLO BEER GUT -- Death Valley ’69 (While Squaresville is Watching from Afar 7") [Best Cover Tune]
- PHANTOM SURFERS -- A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Orgy (XXX Party)
- DOO DOO WAH -- Western Auto in Coalinga (Leavin’ Home)
- ADULT RODEO -- Jesus, He Loves LSD + Me (Texxxas)
- HOSTILE OMISH -- Lizard Up My Butthole (Olde Order of Omish)
- CECIL HOLMES SOULFUL SOUND -- Also Sprach Zarathustra (The Sound Spectrum comp.)
NOT AVAILABLE:
GAZILLIONS - Hobbit Love (7") [Suckiest Song]
PETER YATES & MOBY - Schaumgummi (7") [Most Retarded Song]
CONTACT: Carl "Ratso" Russo, P.O. Box 170645, San Francisco, CA 94117, or e-mail me.
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