Her curly tail shot straight out as he plumbed her pink, fatty depths with his warty member. "Oh Kermie!" she squealed. "Slime me!"

1. ALICE IN CHAINS -- Frogs
2. ALL -- Frog
3. AMBROSIA -- Mama Frog
4. AMESBURY, BILL -- Frogman Bradley
5. AMOS, TORI -- Frog on My Toe
6. ANCIENT FUTURE -- Frog Orient Chance
7. ANDERSON, IAN -- Toad in the Hole
8. ANGAROLA, ANISA -- Frog Galliard
9. ARTICLES -- Tijuana Toad
10. ASTRALASIA -- Bongwater Dub-Kissing the Toad
11. ATKINS, CHET -- Frog Kissin’
12. AUDIO ACTIVE -- Frog in the Well
13. AUSTIN, LOVIE -- Frog Tongue Stomp
14. BAD RELIGION -- Frogger
15. BAKER, GINGER -- Toad/ Toady
16. BANANAS IN PAJAMAS -- Der Glumph Went the Little Green Frog
17. BANCO DE GAIA -- Frog’s Dinner
18. BARNEY -- Frog He Would a-Wooing Go
19. BARRON, SIR GUY -- The Frog
20. BASIE, COUNT -- Frog’s Blues/ Teddy the Toad/ Tree Frog
21. BEASLEY, WALTER -- Toad Frog Blues
22. BEATLESS -- Cow Frog
23. BINDER & SANESI -- Frog Song
24. BLACK TRAIN JACK -- Leapfrog
25. BLAKE, BIG AL -- Hoppin’ Toad
26. BLAZING REDHEADS -- Frog Prince
27. BLOCK, RORY -- Football Toad
28. BOCAGE -- Frog Legs Rag
29. BOETCHER, CURT -- Wufferton Frog
30. BOTTLETONES -- Frog Strangler
31. BROONZY, BIG BILL -- Horny Frog
32. BROTHERS FOUR -- Frogg No. 1
33. BROWN, LES, & HIS ORCHESTRA -- Leap Frog
34. BROWN, SAVOY -- Jack the Toad
35. BUCKNER & GARCIA -- Froggy’s Lament
36. CALLAWAY, VIRGINIA -- Foolish Frog
37. CARLBERG, FRANK -- Frog Man
38. CARPET FROGS -- Frog Curry
39. CARTER, DIXIE -- Frog and Toad
40. CASTLE, JO ANN -- Frog Legs Rag
41. CHARETTE, RICK -- Frogs in the Road
42. CHENIER, CLIFTON -- Frog Legs
43. CLANCY BROTHERS -- Frog in the Well
44. CLANCY CHILDREN -- Frog in the Well
45. CLAPTON, ERIC -- Toad
46. CLARK, DAVID ANTHONY -- Frog Dancing
47. COLVIG, PINTO -- Filbert the Frog
48. CREAM -- Toad
49. CYGNUS ENSEMBLE -- Frog
50. D PLUS -- That Toad
51. DEL REY, MARIA -- Frog
52. DELL, DANNY, & THE TUNE TONES -- Froggy
53. DENNERLEIN, BARBARA -- Frog Dance
54. DIESELHED -- Froggy Con Saw
55. DIVINE COMEDY -- The Frog Princess
56. DJ HIPPIE TORRALES -- Froggy’z Congaz
57. DOORS -- Peace Frog
58. DOWLING, MIKE -- Frogtime Stagger
59. DYLAN, BOB -- Froggie Went a Courtin’
60. DR. ELMO -- Jumpin Frog of Calaveras County
61. DUUK II, AMON -- Jail-House-Frog
62. ELEPHANT RIDE -- Frog Song
63. ELLINGTON, DUKE, & HIS ORCHESTRA -- Doin’ the Frog
64. EMPIRE STATE YOUTH ORCHESTRA -- Frog Prince
65. ENYA -- The Frog Prince
66. FAIRPORT CONVENTION -- Frog Up the Pump
67. FAMILY MANN -- The Turtle & the Frog
68. FAMILY OF GOD -- Frog
69. FERRICK, MELISSA -- Frog Named Freddy
70. FIRESIGN THEATRE -- Toad Away
71. FIVE UP HIGH -- Happy Frog
72. FLAMING LIPS -- Frogs
73. FLAT DUO JETS -- Froggy Went a' Courtin’
74. FRAMES -- Frog
75. FRISHBERG, DAVE -- Oklahoma Toad
76. GABRIEL, PETER -- Kiss that Frog
77. GARKUNKLE, ART, & GRANT, AMY -- The Frog
78. GAYLORD, BOBBY -- Tommy the Frog Killer
79. GEDDINS, AL & NETTIE -- Frog Hop
80. GIBSON, KATHLEEN -- Frog in the Kitchen
81. GILES, GILES & FRIPP -- Saga of Rodney Toad
82. GINGER BAKER’S AIR FORCE -- Toady
83. GIUFFRE, JIMMY -- Frog Legs
84. GNARLY FUX -- My Toads
85. GREY, SARA -- Frog’s Wedding
86. GRIZZARD, LEWIS -- Frog Story
87. GUTHRIE, WOODY -- Froggy Went a Courtin’
88. GUY, SUSAN -- The Frog Chorus
89. HALF-JAPANESE -- Kiss Me Like a Frog
90. HANSEN, MORT -- Frog
91. HART, MICKEY -- Frog Dance
92. HAWKINS, COLEMAN, & YOUNG, LESTER -- Frog and Mule
93. HAWKWIND -- Toad on the Run
94. HAYS, CLIFFORD -- Frog Hop
95. HENRY, CLARENCE "FROGMAN" -- Ain't Got No Home
96. HERBOLZHEIMER, PETER -- Frog Dance
97. HERITAGE HALL JAZZ BAND -- Slide Frog Slide
98. HILLBILLY VOODOO DOLLS -- Miss Froggy (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
99. HITCHCOCK, ROBYN -- A Globe of Frogs
100. HODGES, JIMMY -- Meet the Frog
101. HOOKER, EARL -- Frog Hop
102. HOPE -- Tree Frog
103. HUBBARD, FREDDIE -- Leap Frog
104. ILLENBERGER, RALF -- Frogs
105. IMAJINARY FRIENDS -- Frog in Her Throat
106. INVISIBL SKRATCH PIKLZ -- King Tut Toad Kut/ Official Adventures of the Toad Man (The Bay Bridge is Over)
107. ISOTOPE -- Frog
108. IVES, BURL -- Froggie Went a-Courtin’
109. JAZZ -- Mixolydian Soul Frog
110. JOHNSTON, DANIEL -- The Goldfish and the Frog
111. JONES, GRACE -- The Frog & the Princess
112. JOPLIN, SCOTT -- Frog Legs Rag
113. KERMIT THE FROG & THE GIRLS -- Disco Frog
114. KING KONG -- Horny Toad
115. KIRK, ANDY, & HIS CLOUDS OF JOY -- Froggy Bottom/ Toadie Toddle
116. KITE, REBECCA -- Frogs
117. KLAATU -- Mr. Toad’s Cookies
118. KOOL & THE GANG -- Electric Frog, Parts 1 & 2
119. KORN KOBBLERS -- Myrtle the Turtle and Flip the Frog
120. KOTTKE, LEO -- The Tennessee Toad
121. LANG & JOHNSON -- Bull Frog Moan
122. LANGLIE, MIKE -- Do You Hear the Frog?
123. LAWLER, STEVE -- Froggy’z Congaz
124. LIGHTFOOT, GORDON -- Uncle Toad Said
125. LORBER, JEFF -- Toad’s Place
126. L.P.C. -- Frogs (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
127. MACC LADS -- Frogbashing
128. MADNESS -- Benny Bullfrog
129. MAKAROVA/ ROSENBERGER -- Frog Helps Prince Ivan
130. MASON, STEVE -- Toads
131. McCUTCHEON, JOHN -- Frog on a Log
132. McINTNYRE, HAL -- Frog hop
133. McLEAN, JACKIE -- Bull Frog
134. MCM & the Monster -- The Frozen Toad
135. MELT-BANANA -- Frog Swims the River Down Giggling
136. MENDES, SERGIO, & BRASIL 66 -- The Frog
137. MESA MUSIC CONSORT -- Frog’s Healing Chant
138. MEYER, EDGAR -- Froglike/ My Pet Frog
139. MILLER, MILDRED -- The Frog and the Snake
140. MINUTEMEN -- Toadies
141. MITCHELL, LEE -- The Frog
142. MOCHEEBA-- Frogmarched to Freedom
143. MOONDOG -- Frog Bog
144. MORATH, MAX -- Frog Legs Rag
145. MORTON, JELLYROLL -- Frog-I-More Rag
146. MOUNTAIN -- My Lady Toad/ The Animal Trainer and the Toad
147. MURPHY, SPORT -- Frogs are Singing
148. MYERS, DAVE, & THE SURFTONES -- Frog Walk
149. MYSTIC FUGU ORCHESTRA -- Frog Doina
150. NATIONAL HEALTH -- Toad of Toad Hall
151. NEW SUNSHINE JAZZ BAND -- Frog-I-More Rag
152. NEUMEIER, MANI -- Frog and Gecko
153. NEVILLE, DICKIE -- Frog Legs Rag
154. NEWMAN, FLOYD -- Frog Stomp
155. O’HARA, MARY -- The Frog Song
156. OWIN THE DYNAMIC DUCK -- Disco Frog
157. PARADE -- Frog Prince
158. PARKER, CHARLIE -- Leap Frog
159. PARSONS, DAVID -- Frog Dreaming
160. PIZZA, RAY -- Ode to a Toad
161. PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -- Froggie
162. PRESLEY, ELVIS -- Froggie Went a Courtin’
163. PRICE, LLOYD -- Frog Legs
164. PRINCE -- Horny Toad
165. RAINEY, MA -- Toad Frog Blues
166. RANDUMBS -- Frogger
167. RASMUS -- Frog
168. REED, ERIC -- Frog’s Legs
169. REICHEL, KEALI’I -- Toad Song
170. RODGERS, JIMMY -- Froggy Went a Courtin’
171. ROLLS ROYCE & THE WHEELS -- The Frog
172. ROOFTOP SINGERS -- R. C. Frog
173. SAGITTARIUS -- Song to the Magic Frog (Will You Ever Know)
174. SALAS -- Hoochie Toad
175. SALES, SADIE GREEN -- Toad in a Bucket
176. SCHULZ, BOB, & HIS FRISCO JAZZ BAND -- Frog-I-More Rag
177. SEEGER, MIKE -- Frog Heaven
178. SEIDMAN, MITCH -- Frog Legs
179. SHADOWS -- Wide Mouthed Frog
180. SHONEN KNIFE -- Frogphobia
181. SILVERSTEIN, SHEL -- The Toad and the Kangaroo
182. SINGER, HAL -- The Frog Hop
183. SKAVOOVIE & THE EPITONES -- Frog Spirit
184. SMALL FRED -- Hot Frogs on the Loose
185. SMITH, JT "FUNNY PAPER" -- Hoppin' Toad Frog (Thanks Jerome!)
186. SMOKE -- Poor Little Frogs (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
187. SOME VELVET SIDEWALK -- Froggy
188. SYKES, ROOSEVELT -- Low as a Toad
189. TCHIKAI, JON & OK NOK -- Frog and Toad
190. TEAR GARDEN -- The Strong and Whining Toad
191. THONRDIKE PICKLEDISH PACIFIST CHOIR -- Walter Wart (The Freaky Frog) (Thanks Ben Waugh!)
192. TOWER OF POWER -- Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
193. UNCLE WIGGLY -- Frog
194. VERSUS -- Frog
195. WARING, FRED, & THE PENNSYLVANIANS -- Mr. Frog a Courtin’ He Did Ride
196. WEST, SPEEDY, & BRYANT, JIMMY -- Serenade to a Frog
197. WHITEKAPS -- Howard’s Toad Bar
198. WILHOIT, BENJI -- Fat Frog
199. WILLIAMSON, SONNYBOY/ BURDON, ERIC, & THE ANIMALS -- Fattening Frogs for Snakes
200. WOODWARD, JOANNE, & ANSELMO, ANDY -- Bull Frog Patrol
201. XSPACE -- The Prince, the Frog, and the Witch in Disguise
202. YARBROUGH, GLENN -- The Bull Frog Song
203. YOUNG, KENNY, & THE EGGPLANTS -- Space Frog
204. YOUNG VOICES OF COLORADO -- The Frog
205. ZAPPA, FRANK -- Frogs (Thanks Mookie!)/ Frogs With Dirty Little Lips/ Toad-O Line/ Toads of the Short Forest
206. ZAWINUL -- Frog Legs

Songs About Worms

My first dissection was a giant earthworm in seventh-grade biology class. Somebody stop me.

1. ABSCESS -- Worm Sty Infection
2. ADRAMELECH -- Book of the Worm
3. ALLEN, JIM -- Inchworm Blues
4. ANDREAS, CHRISTINE -- The Worm Has Turned
5. ANGEL WITCH -- Worm
6. APPLES IN STEREO -- Glowworm
7. AQUABATS -- Worms Make Dirt (Thanks Tom Clusker!)
8. BALL, E. C., & ORNA & FRIENDLY GO -- The Early Bird Always Gets the Worm
9. BANYAN -- Buzzards & Worms
10. BARE NECESSITIES -- Dick’s Maggot
11. BEACH BOYS -- Do You Like Worms
12. BENEDICTION -- Grave Worm
13. BENUMB -- Survival Between Maggots
14. BERESFORD, STEVE -- Zander/Maggots
15. BLACK WATER -- Gutterworm
16. BOILER -- Tapeworm
17. BOYS -- The Worm Song (Thanks Max!)
18. BRAINDANCE -- Can of Worms
19. BRIDE -- Worm
20. BROTHERS CREEGAN -- Inchworm
21. BURRELLO, TONY -- Worms
22. CALLAWAY, LIZ -- Inchworm
23. CANNIBAL CORPSE -- A Skull Full of Maggots
24. CAPTAIN SKY -- Wonder Worm
25. CARCASS --Maggot Colony
26. CARDIACS -- Eat it Up Worms Hero
27. CARDS IN SPOKES -- Tapeworm
28. CARNAL FORGE -- Maggotman
29. CARTER, DERRICK -- Wormhole
30. CASTLE, JOANNE -- Glow Worm
31. CATCHERS -- Worm Out
32. CATHERINE -- Inchworm
33. CAUSTIC RESIN -- Worm Wood
34. CHRISTIAN DEATH -- Psalm (Maggot’s Lair)
35. CHURCH -- Glow Worm
36. CLINTON, GEORGE, & THE FUNKADELICS -- Maggot Brain
37. CLUTCH -- Earthworm
38. COIL -- Glowworms/ Waveterms/ Heartworms (Thanks Aaron Jones!)
39. COLLINS/ TROOST -- Worm
40. COLTRANE, JOHN -- The Inch Worm
41. COMECON -- Worms
42. COOPER, ALICE -- 10 Minutes Before the Worm
43. COSMICITY -- Apple (Worm Hole Mix)
44. CRASH TEST DUMMIES -- A Worm’s Life
45. CYRILLE, ANDREW - Inchworm
46. DARK ANGEL -- Worms
47. DAVIS, MILES -- Bird Gets the Worm
48. DAY, DORIS -- Inchworm
49. DESMOND, TRUDY -- Inchworm
50. DIXON, WILLIE -- Wigglin’ Worm
51. DJ JEAN -- Wormhole
52. DOG FASHION DISCO -- Worms in a Dog's Hearts (Thanks Shane!)
53. DOUBLE DRAGON -- Worm
54. DREXCIYA -- Aqua Wormhole (Thanks Brendan Nelson!)
55. DUCK, DENNIS -- Davey the Worm
56. DUOCHROME -- Maggot Rapper
57. EAT STATIC -- Worm-Lips
58. ECHOBELLY -- Worms and Angels
59. ESHAM -- Maggot Brain Theory
60. FAITH NO MORE -- As the Worm Turns
61. FARRELL, EILEEN -- Worm Has Turned
62. FEAR OF CROSBY -- Worms
63. FEAR OF GOD -- Worms
64. FELDMAN, ERIC -- Worms
65. FERRELL, RACHELLE -- Inchworm
66. FISH -- Worm in a Bottle
67. FORLORN -- Worm
68. 4 HERO -- Wormholes
69. FREE -- Worm
70. FRIPP, ROBERT -- A Worm in Paradise
71. GALI, SVEN -- Worms
72. GANGSTA DRE -- Early Bird Gets da Worm
73. GODLEY & CREME -- The Worm & the Rattlesnake
74. GOO GOO DOLLS -- Sex Maggot
75. GUIDED BY VOICES -- Wormhole
76. GWAR -- Maggots
77. HAEMORRHAGE -- Worminfested Cavaties
78. HAMMILL, PETER -- Tapeworm
79. HASKELL, GORDON -- Worms
80. HEARTS -- Dear Abby
81. HONEYBUNCH -- Tapeworm
82. HOPKIN, MARY -- Inchworm
83. HOUSTON, PENELOPE -- Worm
84. IMPETIGO -- Maggots
85. INDIAN BINGO -- Worm
86. INGLE, RED -- The Glow Worm
87. INSANE CLOWN POSSE -- For the Maggots
88. JON COUGAR CONCENTRATION CAMP -- Worm
89. KOSSOFF, PAUL -- The Worm
90. LILLINGTONS -- Phantom Maggot
91. LITHGOW, JOHN -- Inchworm
92. LOESSER, FRANK -- Inchworm
93. LONGSHOREMAN -- Worm to Man
94. LUKAS, GARY -- Glo-Worm
95. LYNDON, BARRY -- Piper’s Maggot Jig
96. MAC DRE -- Maggots on My Glock
97. MAKE UP -- Earth Worm (Part 1)
98. MALDOROR -- Conqueror Worm/ White Tears of the Maggot
99. MARILYN MANSON -- Wormboy
100. McGLYNN/ CASEY -- The Miller’s Maggot
101. McGRIFF, JIMMY -- The Worm Turns/ Worm
102. MEATMEN -- Mr. Tapeworm
103. MEGADEATH -- A Crown of Worms
104. MERZBOW -- Worms Plastic Earthbound
105. MILLER, ROGER -- The Cheese and the Worms
106. MILLS BROTHERS -- The Glow Worm
107. MIRANDA SEX GARDEN -- Willie Biddle and His Waltzing Maggot
108. MOMMYHEADS -- Worm
109. MORTICIAN -- Eaten Alive by Maggots/ Worms
110. MOUSE ON MARS -- Maggot’s Hell Wings
111. MR. OIZO -- Analog Worms Attack/ Analog Wormz Sequet
112. MYSTIC CIRCLE -- Shadows Over Worms
113. NAKED CITY -- Conqueror Worm
114. NAPALM DEATH -- Maggots in Your Coffin
115. NEANDERTHAL SPONGECAKE - Tapeworm
116. NIGHT ARK -- Worm
117. NIGHT IN GALES -- Wormsong
118. NIGHTINGALE, OLLIE -- The Early Bird Gets the Worm
119. NOCTURNAL BREED -- Maggot Master
120. NOMEANSNO -- Wiggly Worm
121. NORDINE, KEN -- Conqueror Worm
122. NUDESWIRL -- Ringworm
123. OHIO PLAYERS -- Funky Worm (Thanks Brendan Nelson!)
124. PARK, SEVERNA -- Worms
125. PARKER, CHARLIE -- Bird Gets the Worm
126. PARKINSON, CHRIS -- Mr. Isaac’s Maggot
127. PARLIAMENT -- Mr. Wiggles The Worm (Thanks Brendan Nelson!)
128. PAYNE, CECIL -- Bird Gets the Worm
129. PIGFACE -- Tapeworm
130. PINK FLOYD -- Waiting for the Worms
131. PLANET SQUEEZEBOX -- Mr. Isaac’s Maggot
132. POGUES -- Worms
133. POLYCARD -- The Worm Song
134. POUND, CASPER, & BAKER, AXEL NOSE -- Acid Worm
135. PRAYER CHAIN -- Worm
136. PROPHECY -- 21st Century Schizoid Worm (Technological Indifference Development)
137. RAMONES -- Worm Man
138. RED KRAYOLA -- Worms, Worms, Thirst
139. REED, LUCY -- Inchworm
140. REFUSED -- Worms of the Senses/ Faculties of the Skull
141. REGURGITATE -- Worm Eaten Rectum
142. RESIDENTS -- Wanda the Worm Woman
143. RON, RONNIE -- Worm Thing
144. ROVA -- Can of Worms
145. SCHMIDT, TOBIAS -- Worm Garden
146. SCHRIEBER, LORY -- Glow Worm
147. SCREAMING JETS -- Maggots
148. SINGER, CURT -- The Worm
149. SJK -- Worm in a Brain
150. SKELETAL EARTH -- Fat Maggot
151. SKINNY PUPPY -- God’s Gift (Maggot)
152. SKYCLAD -- Womb of the Worm
153. SLAPP HAPPY -- A Worm is a Work
154. SMITH, KENDRA -- Maggots
155. SOLAS -- The Miller’s Maggot
156. SPIRIT -- Street Worm
157. SQUEEZE -- Can of Worms
158. STACKRIDGE -- No One’s More Important Than the Earth Worm
159. SWARBRICK, DAVE -- Dr. Isaac’s Maggot
160. SYKES, KEITH -- Edgar Was a Worm
161. THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS -- Doctor Worm
162. THOUGHT INDUSTRY -- Worms Listen
163. THROBBING GRISTLE -- Maggot Death
164. TRIFFIDS -- Butterflies into Worms
165. VAMPIRE RODENTS -- Glow Worm
166. VAPOURSPACE -- Worm
167. VEASLEY, GERALD -- Earthworm
168. VELVET CACTUS SOCIETY -- Maggot
169. WADDELL, RUBE -- Worm/ Friends
170. WALSH, ROBERT J. -- Worms Crawl In
171. WAR CALLED PEACE -- Maggot Mentality
172. WATERS, ROGER -- Waiting for the Worms
173. WATT, MIKE -- Maggot Brain
174. WEIPING, WANG -- Chun Can (Silk Worms in Spring)
175. WILD BOYZ -- Boar Worms
176. WILD MOUNTAIN THYME -- Jack’s Maggot
177. WINK, JOSH -- Mr. Spring’s Maggot Mix
178. WITCH HAZEL -- Do You Dig Worms?
179. YOUNG BIRD -- Wormy Dogg
180. YOUNG, KENNY, & THE EGGPLANTS -- It's a Worm's Life
181. ZAKIYAH -- Inchworm
182. ZAVAHIR, DR. FEIZAL -- The Worm Song
183. ZORN, JOHN -- Worms

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