Yes, I was the Roller Boogie King of Cal-Skate Roller Rink during the heyday of disco! A 15-year-old hormone factory on wheels, with Feathered hair à la Parker Stevenson, electric blue shirts, and various colors of brushed cotton pants for that velvet look.
One night I gussied up in anticipation of finding a teen queen for rounds of "Couples Only" with a new pair of silver-gray pants that would make Travolta proud. The rental skates gave the effect of platform shoes--too cool!
Within fifteen minutes on the floor I took a spill, burning two big, dark bald spots in the knees of my pants. Wotta dork!
- A.C. -- Big Pants, Bigger Loser
- ACCELERATORS -- Black Slacks (Thanks Scott Tissue, KCR-FM!)
- AC/DC -- Caught With Your Pants Down
- ADAMO, SALVATORE -- En Blue Jeans et Blouson
- AGENDA! -- Hot Pants
- ALEC WILDER OCTET -- His First Long Pants
- ALLMAN JOYS -- Bell Bottom Britches
- AMMONS, GENE, & STITT, SONNY -- A Pair of Red Pants
- ANTHONY, RAY, & HIS ORCHESTRA -- Blue Jeans
- ARENA, TINA, & BOWLES,JOHNNY -- Blue Jeans On
- B-52s -- Hot Pants Explosion
- BAKER, CHET -- Blue Jeans Blues
- BAMA & THE FAMILY -- Get Up in Your Hot Pants
- BANO, AL, & POWER, ROMINA -- Con un Paio di Jeans
- BARNES & BARNES -- Party in My Pants
- BASIE, COUNT -- Fancy Pants
- BEACH, BILL -- Peg Pants
- BECK, JEFF, & THE BIG TOWN PLAY -- Red Blue Jeans and a Pony Tail
- BENNETT, JOE, & THE SPARKLETONES -- Jeans On
- BENNETT, MAX, & FREEWAY -- Fancy Pants
- BERRY, WAYNE -- Jeans Tune (Blond Guitar)
- BIKERIDE -- Blue Jeans
- BIKINI KILL -- Capri Pants
- BIRTHA -- My Pants Are Too Short
- BLIZARD, RALPH -- Leather Britches
- BLUR -- Blue Jeans
- BOB & TOM SHOW -- Kevin Clone Jeans 1 - 4
- BONZO DOG BAND -- Trouser Press
- BOYS OF THE LOUGH -- Dennis Miller’s Hornpipe Leather Britches
- BREWER, THERESA -- Bell Bottom Blues
- BROMBERG, DAVID -- Leather Britches
- BROWN, JAMES -- Blues and Pants/ Future Shock (Dance Your Pants Off)/ Hot Pants (She Got to Use What She Got to Get What She Wants)/ I Got Ants in My Pants (and I Want to Dance)
- BROWN, JUNIOR -- Venom Wearin’ Denim
- BROWN, SAVOY -- Denim Demon
- BROWN, SAWYER -- Blue Denim Soul
- BRYDEN, GORDON -- Tight Fittin’ Jeans
- BUNYIPS -- Ants in My Pants
- BUSH, SAM -- Leather Britches
- BYRD, BOBBY -- Hot Pants--I’m Coming, I’m Coming, I’m Coming
- BYRDS -- Dust in My Pants (Thanks Ton Bukkems!)
- BYRNE/CASSIDY -- Wearing the Britches
- CALLOWAY, CAB -- Papa’s In Bed with His Britches On
- CAMEO -- Shake Your Pants
- CANNANES -- Angsty Pants
- CAPTAIN BEEFHEART -- Moonbeams and Bluejeans
- CARROLL, BARBARA -- Fancy Pants
- CARTER, BO -- Ants in My Pants
- CARTER, WILF -- Little Red Patch on the Seat of My Trousers
- CELENTANO, ADRIANO -- Blue-Jeans Rock
- CHANGO, KING -- Don’t Drop Your Pants
- CHASE, CANDY -- Baby Blue Eyes and Tight Levis
- CHEERS -- Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots
- CHOCOLATE MILK -- Blue Jeans
- CHUMBAWUMBA -- Knickers
- CLANTON, JIMMY -- Venus in Blue Jeans
- CLAPTON, ERIC -- Bell Bottom Blues
- COCHRAN, EDDIE -- Pink Peg Slacks
- C O C O -- Tootsie Pants
- COGAN, ALMA -- Bell Bottom Blues
- COUNTY, WAYNE, & THE BACK STREET BOYS -- Cream in My Jeans
- COYOTE MEN -- Action Slacks
- COYNE, KEVIN -- Mona Where’s My Trousers
- CRAMER, FLOYD -- Candy Pants/ Fancy Pants/ Pretty Blue Jeans
- CRAMPS -- I Wanna Get in Your Pants
- DA YOOPERS -- Pizza in My Shorts
- DADDY A GO GO -- Aunts in My Pants
- DANIEL -- Knight in Faded Blue Jeans
- DAVID, MORGAN -- I Wear the Pants
- DAVIS, REV. GARY -- Little Boy, Little Boy, Who Made Your Britches
- DEBURGH, CHRIS -- Blonde Hair, Blue Jeans
- DEJARLIS, ANDY -- Blue Jeans and Gingham
- DELROYS -- Bermuda Shorts
- DEREK & THE DOMINOES -- Bell Bottom Blues
- DHOMHNAILL, MAIGRHEAD NI -- Knickers of Corduroy
- DIAMOND, NEIL -- Forever in Blue Jeans
- DIAMONDS -- Black Denim Trousers
- DILLINGER -- Crabs in My Pants
- D’LAVANCE -- Itchin’ in My Pants
- DONNAS -- Hot Pants (Thanks Ton Bukkems!)
- DR. HOOK -- You Make My Pants Want to Get Up and Dance/ Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk (Thanks Ton Bukkems!)
- DUFF, JEFF -- Rise in Your Levis
- DUNDAS, DAVID -- Jeans On
- EDELMAN-MARESCA PRODUCTIOS -- Uh-Oh, Sergio
- ELLIOT, RAMBLIN’ JACK -- True Blue Jeans
- FARISH, GERTY -- Vinyl Pants Move to New York to Wear Us
- FIRST CHOICE -- Smarty Pants
- FISHBONE & THE FAMILY EXPERIENCE -- Where’d You Get Those Pants?
- FIVE STYLE -- Fancy Dance in Jeremy’s Pants
- FLATT & SCRUGGS -- Old Leather Britches
- FORMAN, MITCHEL -- Wrong Trousers
- FORMBY, GEORGE -- Bell Bottom George
- FOX, SAMANTHA -- (Hurt Me! Hurt Me!) But the Pants Stay On
- FOXWORTHY, JEFF -- Bell Bottom Leisure Suit
- FREDDIE & THE DREAMERS -- Short Shorts
- FRENZAL, RHOMB -- Pants
- FULKS, ROBBIE -- Pete Way’s Trousers
- FUNK INC -- Ants in Yo Pants
- GESSLE, PER -- Blaa Jeans
- GLENN, GLEN -- Blue Jeans and a Boy’s Shirt
- GOLDEN EARRINGS -- Faded Jeans
- GORDON, ROBERT -- Black Slacks
- GREEN, BENNY -- Nice Pants
- GREEN, GRANT -- Green Jeans
- GRIFFIN, JOHNNY -- The Last of the Fat Pants
- HAGGARD, MERLE -- Make-Up and Faded Jeans
- HAMILTON IV, GEORGE -- Blue Jeans, Ice Cream and Saturday Shows
- HANRAHAN, KIP -- Faith in the Pants, Not in the Prick (Vallejo’s Folk Song)
- HARGROVE, LINDA -- Dirty Cheezy Jeans
- HAYES, MARTIN -- Britches
- HENDERSON, WAYNE -- Get the Ants Out Ya Pants
- HIRT, AL -- Fancy Pants
- HODGES, JAMES & SMITH -- Fancy Pants
- HOOKER -- Brand New Pants
- HORIZONTAL BRIAN -- Working Man (Boots and Trousers)
- HOUSAPHOBIC -- Ants in the Dual’s Pants
- HOUSE, GERRY -- My Jeans Are Too Tight
- HUMPERS -- Devil’s Magic Pants
- HUSIK, LIDA -- Dancing Pants
- INFANTINO, JIM -- Black Chinos (Thanks Scott Tissue, KCR-FM!)
- IRISH ROVERS -- Donald Where’s Your Trousers
- JACKSON, SLIM, & THE PROMENADERS -- Bell Bottom Trousers: Blow the Man Down
- JAN & DEAN -- Baggy Pants (Read All About It)
- JANE -- Sliver Knickers (But You Are Allright)
- JARREAU, AL -- Yo’ Jeans
- JAY & THE AMERICANS --"H.I.S." Slacks - Radio Spot
- JEFF HEALEY BAND -- Blue Jeans Blues
- JERGENS, UDO -- Leben in Blue Jeans
- JIMENEZ, FLACO -- El Pantalon Blue Jeans
- JOHNSON, SYL -- Annie Got Hot Pants On (Thanks Matthijs Vlot!)
- JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION -- Bellbottoms
- JONES, QUINCY -- Dancin’ Pants
- JONES, RICHARD M. -- Tickle Britches Blues
- JONES, SPIKE -- I Dream of Brownie with the Light Blue Jeans
- JORDAN, LOUIS -- Sam Jones Done Snagged His Britches
- JUMBO -- Wet Denim
- JUNKIE XI -- Power of Big Slacks
- KAEMPFERT, BERT -- Bell Bottoms
- KEAWEHAWAI, KAREN KALEOLANI -- Puka Puka Pants
- KENNEDY, CALUM -- Highland Donald (Donald, Where’s Your Trousers)
- KENNY -- Fancy Pants
- KESSINGER, CLARK -- Leather Britches
- KICKS -- Pants on Fire (Liar, Liar)
- KING, B. B. -- Tickle Britches
- KODA, CUB, & THE POINTS -- Tight Jeans
- KOKEN, WALT -- Leather Britches
- LaBOUNTY, BILL -- Little Girl in Blue Jeans
- LADYTRON -- Blue Jeans (Thanks Gregarious Cline!)
- LAMBERT, FRANZ -- Blue Jeans
- LaSALLE, DENISE -- Keep Your Pants on Baby
- LEAP FROGS -- Dirty Britches
- LEADLIGHT -- Dancing Pants
- LEE, BRENDA -- From Levis to Calvin Klein Jeans
- LEVI’S -- Movin' On
- LITTLE TEXAS -- Cutoff Jeans
- LIZARD MUSIC -- Things We Did In Slacks
- LLOYD, A. L. -- Short Jacket & White Trousers
- LOMBARDO, GUY -- Bell Bottom Trousers
- LONDON PHULHARMONIC ORCHESTRA -- Forever in Blue Jeans
- LOVEMASTERS -- (Annie Got) Hot Pants Power
- LUCAS & FRIENDS -- Pants
- MACEO -- Future Shock (Dance Your Pants Off)
- MADNESS -- Baggy Trousers
- MAGNUSON, ANN -- Miss Pussy Pants
- MAKERS --(Are You On the Inside or the Outside of Your) Pants
- MARCHELLO -- Tight Pants
- MARTELL, LENA -- Forever in Blue Jeans
- MATCHBOX -- Black Slacks
- MAJORETTES -- White Levis
- M. C. PEACHES -- Keep It In Your Pants, Tucked Away
- MADSEN, GUNNAR -- Pants
- McCAMMONS -- Paddy’s Leather Britches
- McCUTCHEN, JOHN -- Hey, John D., Where’d You Get Your Britches
- McDANIEL, MEL -- Baby’s Got Her Blue Jeans On
- MERRITT, MAX, & THE METEORS -- Live Levis
- METERS -- Britches
- MILLER, MITCH -- Bell Bottom Trousers
- MINOR FOREST -- But the Pants Stay On
- MONDO CRESCENDO -- Bluejeans
- MONROE, VAUGHN -- Sam You Made the Pants Too Long
- MUNDE, ALAN -- Leather Britches
- NEGATIVLAND -- Shake Your Pants #1
- NEW EDITION -- Black Velvet Pants
- NEW LOST CITY RAMNLERS -- Leather Britches
- NEWMAN, RANDY -- Pants
- NIACIN -- Bootleg Jeans
- NICELY WARPED TABLE -- Pants On Fire
- NICKS, STEVIE -- Blue Denim
- OCHO -- Hot Pants Road
- OLD SCHOOL PLAYERS -- Short Shorts
- NICKS, STEVIE -- Blue Denim
- PAHL, FRANK -- Value of Slacks
- PAVONE, RITA -- Bye Bye Blue Jeans
- PENGUIN CAFE ORCHESTRA -- Pythagorus’s Trousers
- PETTY BOOKA -- Puka Puka Pants
- PHANTOM SURFERS -- Ants in My Pants
- POSSUM DIXON -- Executive Slacks
- PRESLEY, ELVIS -- Britches
- PRESS-ON, LEE, & THE NAILS -- Big Pants Dance
- PREVIOUS -- Corduroy
- PRIOR, MADDY -- Baggy Pants
- PROMISE RING -- Red and Blue Jeans (Thanks Ben High, KRUI-FM!)
- PUNCH THE CLOWN -- Trousers Full of Lovin’
- QUAYLE, SHELLEY -- Tight Jeans
- QUINCY, JONES -- Dancin’ Pants
- RAUHOUSE, JON -- Hot Pants
- RAZORBRAIN -- T-Shirt and Jeans
- RED KRAYOLAS -- Green of My Pants
- RHONE, MARTY -- Denim and Lace
- ROGERS, ROY, & THE SONS OF THE PIONEERS -- The Kid with the Rip in His Pants
- ROUNDER BLUGRASS TWO -- Leather Britches
- ROWAN BROTHERS -- Beggar in Blue Jeans
- ROYAL TEENS -- Short Shorts
- RUFFNEX SOUND SYSTEM -- Big Britches
- SANDLER, ADAM -- Dancin’ and Pantsin’
- SANTA FE SAMPLER -- Black Blue Jeans
- SAXON -- Denim and Leather
- SEEGER, PETE -- Leather Britches
- SHANK/LEVY -- Blue Denim
- SIMON & GARFUNKLE -- Black Slacks
- SINGER, HAL -- Fancy Pants
- SIX JUMPING JACKS -- The Coat and the Pants Do All the Work, and the Vest Gets All the Gravy
- SKYHOOKS -- Blue Jeans
- SNOW, HANK -- Little Britches
- SOULWAX -- Proverbial Pants
- SPARKS -- Angst in My Pants
- STAPLES, POPS -- Getting Too Big for Your Britches
- STEAGALL, RED -- Tight Levis and Yellow Ribbons/ Two Pairs of Levis and a Pair of Justin Boots
- STEINMAN, JIM -- Dance in My Pants
- STITT, SONNY -- Stretch Pants
- STOLMAN, FLAVIA -- Cream in My Jeans
- STONE, DOUG -- Little Sister’s Blue Jeans
- THISTLETHWAITE, ANTHONY -- Dungarees
- TO KOOL CHRIS -- Ants in the Pants
- TOLBERT, SKEETS, & HIS GENTLEMEN -- Papa’s In Bed with His Britches On
- TRUCK STOP -- Jeans and Country Music
- TUNNEY, PADDY -- The Wearing of the Britches
- TURBONEGRO -- Denim Demon
- TURING MACHINE -- (Got My) Rock Pants On
- TWITTY, CONWAY -- Between Blue Eyes and Jeans
- TWO LIVE JEWS -- Don’t Get Caught with Your Pants Down
- UN TENTATIVO -- Blue Jeans Blues
- UNLOVED -- No Pants
- URGE OVERKILL -- Very Sad Trousers
- VANDALS -- Change My Pants (I Don’t Wanna)
- VODKA COLLINS -- Diamond to Dungarees
- VOGEL, CHRISTIAN -- Consumes Trousers
- WAINWRIGHT III, LOUDON -- Bell Bottom Pants
- WARD, ROBERT -- Titty Britches
- WATSON, DOC & MERLE -- Leather Britches
- WEBB, JIMMY -- Lady Feels Her Blue Jeans
- WEDDING PRESENT -- Hot Pants/Silver Shorts
- WOOD, ROY, & WIZZARD -- Crazy Jeans
- WYLIE & WILD WEST SHOW -- Black Boots and Blue Jeans
- YELLOWMAN -- Don’t Drop Yu Pants
- ZAPPA, FRANK -- Gee, I Like Your Pants (Thanks Ton Bukkems!)
- ZEN FRISBEE -- Action Slacks
- ZILCH -- Cool Cool Corduroy Culottes
- ZZ TOP -- Blue Jeans Blues
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