DJ Cheat Sheet No. 9


Freaks, Part Two


Songs about Creeps


We're a nation of creeps, from our jizz-leaking president down to those guys who hang out in Greyhound station restrooms. The fairer sex is mercifully excluded from this category, but I'll find her one day.

  1. AFGHAN WIGS -- Creep
  2. ALICE IN CHAINS -- Head Creep
  3. ALLISON, LUTHER -- Midnight Creeper (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  4. ANGRY JOHNNY -- The Creep
  5. ARMORED SAINT -- Creepy Feelings (a.k.a. Creepy)
  6. BIG BOSS – Creep II Nite
  7. BIG FOOT CHESTER -- The Creeper (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  8. BLACK ACE -- ‘fore Day Creep
  9. BLACK CROWES -- Black Moon Creeping (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  10. BOWIE, DAVID -- Scary Montsers (and Super Creeps)
  11. BRIT POPS ORCHESTRA -- Creep
  12. BRODSKY, CHUCK -- Creepsville
  13. BROWN, ARTHUR -- Creep/Creation (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  14. BUSH TETRAS -- Too Many Creeps
  15. BUTTHOLE SURFERS -- Creep in the Cellar
  16. CHILLS -- Creep
  17. CHUMBAWUMBA -- Creepy Crawling (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  18. COSMIC PSYCHOS -- Creepin' (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  19. COX, IDA -- Four Day Creep
  20. COYNE, KEVIN -- The Creeper (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  21. CREEP DOGG -- Creep is Here/Creep 98 99
  22. DAMNED -- Creep (You Can’t Fool Me)/Creep #2
  23. DANDY WARHOLS -- The Creep Out (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  24. DUNN, KEVIN -- Creep
  25. DWARVES -- Creep
  26. EAGLES OF DEATH METAL -- Midnight Creeper (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  27. EARLE, STEVE -- Creepy Jackalope Eye (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  28. ELFMAN, DANNY -- Creepy Creepy (To Die For soundtrack)
  29. FALL -- Creep
  30. FARM -- Creepers
  31. FEHRING, JOHANNES, & SEIN ORCHESTER -- Creep
  32. FLEMING & JOHN -- Ugly Girl (Thanks Ben High, KRUI-FM!)
  33. FREE -- I'll Be Creepin' (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  34. FUDGE TUNNEL -- Creep Diets
  35. GFS -- Creep
  36. GINN, GREG -- Creeps
  37. GRAND FUNK RAILROAD -- Creepin' (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  38. GUIDED BY VOICES -- Fantasy Creeps
  39. HUMBLE PIE -- 4 Day Creep
  40. J CHURCH -- Creep
  41. JANSSEN, RICHARD -- Creep (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  42. JONES, NORAH -- Creepin' In (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  43. JR. & HIS SILHOUETTES -- Thing, Do the Creep
  44. KENTON, STAN -- The Creep
  45. KINKS -- Creeping Jean (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  46. KORN -- Porno Creep
  47. LANEGAN, MARK -- Creeping Coastline of Lights (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  48. LIVING COLOUR -- Curse of the Creeps
  49. LOVETT, LYLE -- Creeps Like Me
  50. LUNA -- Creeps
  51. MANIC HISPANIC -- Creeper is a Lowrider (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  52. MARS, CHRIS -- Popular Creeps
  53. MARY’S DANISH -- Yellow Creep Around
  54. MASSIVE ATTACK -- Inertia Creeps (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  55. McGHEE, BROWNIE -- ‘fore Day Creep
  56. METALLICA -- Creeping Death (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  57. MOLLY HATCHET -- The Creeper (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  58. MONO PUFF -- Creepy
  59. MUNSTERS -- Munster Creep
  60. MURPHY’S LAW -- Cavity Creeps
  61. NIRVANA -- Negative Creep
  62. PONTIAC BROTHERS -- Creep
  63. RADIOHEAD -- Creep
  64. RAISE HELL -- Legions of Creeps
  65. RAMONE, DEE DEE -- I Hate Creeps Like You (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  66. REVOLTING COCKS -- Creep
  67. RISHELL, PAUL -- Creepy John
  68. ROBERTS, ANDY -- Creepy John
  69. ROBINSON, FREDDIE -- The Creeper (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  70. ROBINSON, REGINALD -- Boogie Man Creep
  71. RUSTY -- Creep
  72. SAINT VITUS -- Creeps
  73. SATAN’S PILGRIMS -- Beach Creep
  74. SCREAMING TREES -- Night Comes Creeping (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  75. SKANDALOUS ALL-STARS -- Creep
  76. SKELETON KREW -- Creepin Like Jesus (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  77. SKID ROW -- Creepshow
  78. SMEAR, PAT -- Creep Street
  79. SOCIAL DISTORTION -- (I Just Wanna Give You) The Creeps
  80. SOUND OF THE BASKERVILLE -- Suburban Creeps
  81. SPENCER, JON, BLUES EXPLOSION -- The Midnight Creep (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  82. STONE TEMPLE PILOTS -- Creep
  83. SUICIDAL TENDENCIES -- Creeper
  84. SWAMP ZOMBIES -- Creep/ Creeping Away (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  85. TACKLE BOX -- Big Creep
  86. 10CC -- Clockwork Creep
  87. THIRTY FOOT FALL -- Creep
  88. THRILLS -- Till the Tide Creeps In (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  89. TLC -- Creep
  90. TOYAH --- Creepy Room (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  91. TROOPER -- Dump that Creep
  92. TWELFTH NIGHT -- Creepshow
  93. TWITTY, CONWAY -- Midnight Creep
  94. TYPE O NEGATIVE -- Creepu Green Light (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  95. VENTURES -- Creeper
  96. VICTIM’S FAMILY -- Creepy People
  97. WATTS, NOBLE "THIN MAN" -- Burn Creepers
  98. WHITTED, PHAREZ -- Creep
  99. WOGGLES -- Kudzu Creep
  100. WONDER, STEVIE -- Creepin' (Thanks Jan Bellekens!)
  101. YONI -- (Spirit of a ) Creepy Bitch
  102. ZOMBIE, ROB -- Meet the Creeper




Songs about Ugly People

The fairer sex is not excluded from this category. Linda Doss--the ugly duckling of my third-grade class--was greeted with hoots and hollers when she entered the cafeteria each day. No doubt she grew into a real hottie, while her schoolyard tormentors became fat cops. Now that's butt-ugly!

  1. AGE OF ELECTRIC -- Ugly
  2. ALLISON, BEN -- Apostles of the Ugly
  3. ANCIENT BRAIN -- The Ugliest One
  4. BAD MANNERS -- Return of the Ugly
  5. BANNON, R.C. -- I’ve Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman
  6. BARE, BOBBY -- I’ve Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman
  7. BEAT FARMERS -- Big Ugly Wheels
  8. BEAUTIFUL SOUTH -- I May Be Ugly
  9. BIG BLACK -- The Ugly American
  10. BIO RITMO -- Ugly
  11. BON JOVI, JON -- Ugly
  12. BRAND X -- Born Ugly
  13. BUTT TRUMPET -- I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why
  14. CAPTAIN BEEFHEART -- Grown So Ugly
  15. CARTER, DERRICK -- All Hail the New Ugly Re-Dub
  16. CASH MONEY -- Ugly People Be Quiet
  17. CHANCE, BOB -- I Did Ugly
  18. CHARDIET, SIMON -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  19. CHARLIE SEXTON SEXTET -- Ugly All Day
  20. CHEER ACCIDENT -- Everyone’s Ugly Up Close
  21. CHEMICAL PEOPLE -- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  22. COLD -- Ugly
  23. CONTOURS -- You Get Ugly
  24. COPE, JULIAN -- Incredibly Ugly Girl
  25. COVAY, DON -- An Ugly Woman (is Twice as Sweet)
  26. CRASH TEST DUMMIES -- All of this Ugly
  27. CUBAN DANCE PARTY -- Fiesta No Es Para los Feos (This Party's Not for Ugly People)
  28. DAISY CHAIN -- Lovely Ugly Brutal World
  29. DAMNED -- Some Girls are Ugly
  30. DELLAMORTE -- Uglier & More Disgusting
  31. DENTISTS -- Ugly
  32. DEXTER, BABY JANE -- Fifteen Ugly Minutes
  33. DIFRANCO, ANI -- Good, Bad, Ugly
  34. DOWNEY, JR., MORTON -- Poor Little Ugly
  35. DYLAN, BOB -- Ugliest Girl in the World
  36. Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie -- Drunk & Ugly
  37. FAITH NO MORE -- Ugly in the Morning
  38. FISHBONE -- Ugly
  39. FLACK, ROBERTA -- God Don’t Like Ugly
  40. FRENZER, BILL -- Ugly
  41. FRETBLANKET -- Big Fat Ugly
  42. GRAVE DIGGER V -- One Ugly Child
  43. GRIZZARD, LEWIS -- It’s Bad Ugly
  44. GUARANTEED UGLY -- Ugly Ones!
  45. GUIDED BY VOICES -- The Ugly Vision
  46. HALL, TOM T. -- America The Ugly
  47. HART, FREDDY -- Ugly Duckling
  48. HATFIELD, JULIANNA -- Ugly
  49. HICKMAN, JAY -- Coyote Ugly/Double Coyote Ugly
  50. HINES, EARL -- Ugly Chile (You’re Some Pretty Doll)
  51. I GITANOS -- Fulli Tschei (Ugly Girl)
  52. IAN & SYLVIA -- Ballad of the Ugly Man
  53. JACKYL -- Twice as Ugly
  54. JACKSON, MILLIE -- Ugly Men
  55. JENNINGS, WAYLON -- Too Dumb for New York City (Too Ugly for L.A.)
  56. JOHN, ELTON -- Ugly/Ugly Girls & Fat Boys
  57. JONES, GEORGE & PAYCHECK, JOHNNY -- When You're Ugly Like Us
  58. JONZUN CREW -- Ugly Thang
  59. JORDAN, SASS -- Ugly
  60. JUDYBATS -- Ugly on the Outside
  61. KING’S SINGERS -- Marry a Woman Uglier than You
  62. LANG, JERRY A., & POISON IDEA -- Ugly American
  63. LIFE OF AGONY -- Ugly
  64. LIVING COLOUR -- Love Rears it Ugly Head
  65. LOVE & ROCKETS -- Ugly
  66. LOVE, GEOFF -- The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
  67. MAC LADDS -- Ugly Women/Even Uglier Women
  68. MADDOX BROTHERS AND ROSE -- Ugly and Slouchy
  69. MANN, HERBIE – Menina Feia (Ugly Girl)
  70. MARSALIS, WYNTON -- God Don’t Like Ugly
  71. MEESKITE, JOHNNY -- Ugly
  72. MEKONS -- Ugly Band
  73. MEN THEY COULDN’T HANG -- Alone inna Ugly Town
  74. MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES -- A Little Bit Ugly
  75. MONTY PYTHON -- All Things Dull and Ugly
  76. MORAL MAJORITY MUCHACHA -- Ugly Truth
  77. MORELLS -- Ugly & Slouchy
  78. MORRICONE, ENNIO -- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  79. MUFFS -- Another Ugly Face
  80. MUTHAS DAY OUT -- Ugly
  81. NERK TWINS -- Ugly
  82. NEW DUNCAN IMPERIALS -- Ugly Stick
  83. NORDINE, KEN -- I Used to Think My Right Hand was Uglier than My Left
  84. ODDLAGER -- Cows Are Ugly and Stupid, So Shut Up and Eat Them
  85. O.G.C. -- God Don’t Like Ugly
  86. OLSON, KEITH, & THE RENOVATORS – Love Rears Up its Lovely Head
  87. OUDERKIRK, NATE -- Ugly
  88. POP WILL EAT ITSELF -- Let’s Get Ugly
  89. POND -- Ugly
  90. PREACHER BOY -- Ugly
  91. RAGING SLAB -- Ain’t Ugly None
  92. RAMONES -- Good, the Bad & the Ugly
  93. RIVERS, BOB -- What an Ugly Man He Was
  94. ROBILLARD, DUKE -- I May Be Ugly (But I Sure Know How to Cook)
  95. ROLLING STONES -- Winning Ugly
  96. SAIGON KICK -- Ugly
  97. SCOFFLAWS -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  98. SCREW RADIO -- Bumper #29 (Ugly Bastards)
  99. SEASON TO RISK -- Bad Ugly
  100. SEVERED HEADS -- Ugly Twenties
  101. SILVERSTEIN, SHEL – The Ugliest Man in Town
  102. SINGLETON, CHARLIE -- Good, Bad & Ugly
  103. SLOCUMB, JONATHAN -- Ugly
  104. SLY & ROBBIE -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  105. SMASHING PUMPKINS -- Ugly
  106. SNIDE, CLEM -- Uglier than You
  107. SOFT BOYS -- Ugly Nora
  108. SONIC YOUTH -- The End of the End of the Ugly
  109. SOUNDGARDEN -- Ugly Truth
  110. STARR, GARRISON -- Ugly
  111. STRANGLERS -- Ugly
  112. S.W.A.T. -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  113. SWEET, MATTHEW -- Ugly Truth Rock
  114. TACKETT, KENNY -- Coyote Ugly
  115. 3Ds -- Ugly Day
  116. TOM TOM CLUB -- Who Wants an Ugly Girl?
  117. TOOL -- Cold and Ugly
  118. TWITTY, CONWAY & LYNN, LORETTA -- You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
  119. 2 LIVE CREW -- Ugly as Fuck
  120. U-KREW -- Ugly
  121. UNORTHODOX BEHAVIOUR -- Born Ugly
  122. UPHILL GARDENERS -- Get Ready to Look Ugly
  123. VASELINES -- Let’s Get Ugly
  124. VELORE & DOUBLE O -- You’re Ugly
  125. VICTIM’S FAMILY -- Ugly Thing
  126. VINDICTIVES -- Ugly American
  127. VIOLENT FEMMES -- Ugly
  128. VOODOO GLOW SKULLS -- Ugly Stick (Thanks Eric Farnum!)
  129. WERTH, HOWARD -- Ugly Water
  130. WHITE, L.E., & DILLON, LOLA JEAN -- You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
  131. WILLIAMS, JERRY -- Ugly Beauty
  132. WILLIAMS, ROBERT PETE -- I’ve Grown So Ugly
  133. WINTERS/CASTRO-NEVES -- Feio Nao E Bonito (Ugly Is Not Beautiful)
  134. XTC -- The Ugly Underneath
  135. YAMO – Dr. Ugly/Ugly on the Run
  136. YANKOVIC, WEIRD AL -- Young, Dumb and Ugly
  137. YELLOWMAN -- Good, the Bad & the Ugly
  138. ZAPPA, FRANK, & THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION -- White Ugliness/What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
  139. ZEVON, WARREN -- Quite Ugly One Morning








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