DJ Cheat Sheet No. 4


A big thanks to Cheat Sheet Hall-of-Famers Jan Bellekens of Belgium and Ton Bukkems of the Netherlands who contributed dozens of tunes to this archive!


Songs About Actors and Directors


Cinematic greats and shit-grade would-be’s take their bows in the lyrics of terminally ironic bands.


  1. ALL GIRL SUMMER FUN BAND -- Jason Lee (Thanks Jenny Chesbro!)
  2. ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTIE -- John Cassavetes
  3. ATARIS -- My So Called Live (Claire Danes) (Thanks Till from Germany!)
  4. BAUHAUS -- Bela Lugosi’s Dead
  5. BANANARAMA -- Robert De Niro's Waiting
  6. BATES -- The Lips of Jayne Mansfield (Thanks Petty!)
  7. BERN, DAN -- Marilyn Monroe (Thanks Petty!)
  8. BEULAH -- Gene Autrey (Thanks Jenny Chesbro!)
  9. BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE -- James Brown
  10. BIG JIM -- Johnny Depp
  11. BIKINI KILL -- Tony Randall
  12. BLOODHOUND GANG -- The Ballad of Chasey Laine
  13. BLUE OYSTER CULT -- Joan Crawford
  14. BOLLOCK BROTHERS -- Brigitte Bardot
  15. BOWEN, LORRAINE -- Julie Christie (Thanks John Ross!)
  16. BRAGG, BILLY, & WILCO -- Ingrid Bergman (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  17. BURNT BY THE SUN -- Don Knotts
  18. CARNES, KIM -- Bette Davis Eyes (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  19. CHICKASAW MUD PUPPIES -- Lon Chaney
  20. CLASH -- The Right Profile (Montgomery Clift) (Thanks Petty!)
  21. COPE, JULIAN -- Robert Michum
  22. CUL-DE-SAC -- James Coburn
  23. DENTISTS -- Just Like Oliver Reed
  24. DEVIANTS -- Bela Lugosi
  25. DICKIES -- Stuck in a Condo with Marlon Brando
  26. DRIVE BY TRUCKERS -- Steve McQueen (Thanks Keith Serry!)
  27. DYNAMITE CLUB -- Nicole Kidman Shades
  28. EAGLES -- James Dean
  29. EQUALS -- Laurel & Hardy
  30. EELS -- Grace Kelly Blues
  31. EMBARRASSMENT -- Elizabeth Montgomery's Face
  32. E-Z FELLA -- Orson Welles My Man
  33. 5, 6, 7, 8's -- I Walk Like Jayne Mansfield (Thanks Petty!)
  34. FANTAYZEE, HAYSI -- John Wayne is Big Leggy
  35. FENIX TX -- Phoebe Cates (Thanks Till from Germany!)
  36. FRIEDMAN, KINKY -- Marilyn & Joe (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  37. FROGS -- Where's Jerry Lewis?
  38. FULKS, ROBBIE -- Jean Arthur (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  39. FURIOUS GEORGE -- Gilligan
  40. GIBSON, HARRY THE HIPSTER -- Get Hip to Shirley MacLaine
  41. GO-BETWEENS -- Lee Remick
  42. GOO GOO DOLLS -- James Dean
  43. GOOD RATS -- Tough Guys (Thanks Jane K!)
  44. GORILLAZ – Clint Eastwood
  45. GREAT PLAINS -- Dick Clark
  46. GUMBYS -- I Want to Be with Linda Blair
  47. THEE HEADCOATEES -- Jackie Chan Does Kung Fu (Thanks Timothy Miller!)
  48. HEAVY VEGETABLE -- Jackie Chan is a Punk Rocker
  49. HELMET -- Shirley MacLaine
  50. HIGH, RYDELL -- (She Looks Like) Winona Ryder
  51. HOODOO GURUS -- Gene Hackman
  52. J CHURCH -- Jennifer Jason Leigh/ Jane, Vanessa and I/ Leni Riefenstahl (Thanks Lance Hahn!)
  53. JACK SAINTS -- Barbara Steele
  54. JAD & NAO -- Bob Hope
  55. JAZZ BUTCHER -- Peter Lorre/ Just Like Betty Page/ Shirley Maclaine (Thanks Madelyn Boudreaux!)
  56. JERRED, WAYNE -- Super Cowboy (John Wayne)
  57. JOSEPHINE WIGGS EXPERIENCE -- Make Me Feel Like Doris Day
  58. KERSHAW, NICK -- Bogart/ James Cagney (Thanks Auke Hulst!)
  59. KING MISSILE -- Martin Scorsese
  60. KINKS -- Celluloid Heroes (Thanks Timothy Miller!)
  61. LAVIN, CHRISTINE -- Harrison Ford
  62. LE ROQ, RUSS (RUSSELL CROWE) -- I Wanna Be Like Marlon Brando
  63. LE TIGRE -- What's Your Take on Cassavetes?
  64. LEADBELLY -- Jean Harlow
  65. LEAVING TRAINS -- Bob Hope (Thanks Peter Baldinger!)
  66. LOWE, NICK -- Marie Provost (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  67. LUNG LEG -- Edith Massey
  68. MADNESS -- Michael Caine
  69. MANSFIELDS -- Jayne Mansfield Was a Punk (Thanks Petty!)
  70. MARCH, APRIL -- Stay Away from Robert Mitchum
  71. MIKA -- Grace Kelly
  72. MISFITS -- Who Killed Marilyn (Thanks Petty!)
  73. MORIGITSU, JON -- The Death of Peter Fonda
  74. MR. T EXPERIENCE -- Danny Partridge
  75. MURPHY, PETER -- Marlene Dietrich's Favorite Poem (Thanks Petty!)
  76. MURPHY, SPORT -- Played By Linda Blair
  77. MUSHROOM -- Leni Riefenstahl
  78. NAKED BOYS SINGING -- Robert Mitchum (Thanks Jane K!)
  79. NIRVANA -- Frances Farmer Has Her Revenge on Seattle (Thanks Timothy Miller!)
  80. OZMA -- Natalie Portman (Thanks John Vantine!)
  81. PIEBALD -- Grace Kelly with Wings (Thanks Ben High of KRUI-FM!)
  82. PONY UP -- Matthew Modine (Thanks Till from Germany!)
  83. POSTAL SERVICE -- Clark Gable (Thanks Jenny Chesbro!)
  84. PSYCHLONE RANGERS -- You're Not Edie Sedgewick
  85. PSYCHOTICA -- Harlow (Thanks Petty!)
  86. REDD KROSS -- Linda Blair (Thanks Till from Germany!)
  87. REM -- Monty Got a Raw Deal (Montgomery Clift) (Thanks Petty!)
  88. ROLLERBALL -- Lon Chaney
  89. SAINT ETIENNE -- Andrew McCarthy (Thanks Till from Germany!)
  90. SAND, CHRIS -- Ballad of Pee Wee Herman
  91. SCOFFLAWS -- William Shatner
  92. SCREAMERS -- I'm Going Steady with Twiggy
  93. SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNICK -- Hey Jayne Mansfield Superstar (Thanks Petty!)
  94. SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES -- Kiss Them for Me (Jayne Mansfield) (Thanks Petty!)
  95. SMUGGLERS -- Alan Thicke
  96. SNFU -- Dean Martin
  97. SPACESHITS -- Betty Page
  98. STEREO TOTAL -- Miao Miao
  99. SUPER FURRY ANIMALS -- Shoot Doris Day
  100. SWALLOW THIS -- Mr. T vs. Godzilla
  101. SWEARING AT MOTORISTS -- No More James Dean
  102. TOY DOLLS -- Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
  103. TRACY & THE HINDENBURG GROUND CREW -- Margaret Dumont
  104. TRAILER BRIDE -- The Ghost of Mae West (Thanks Petty!)
  105. UNDERWORLD -- Bruce Lee
  106. WEDDING PRESENT -- Shatner
  107. YANKOVIC, WEIRD AL -- Jerry Springer
  108. YELLOW SLOTH CHICKEN BROTH -- Jennifer Love Hewitt/ Gillian Anderson/ Alyssa Milano/ Neve
  109. YO LA TENGO -- Tom Courtenay (Thanks Sven Ove!)
  110. YOUNG FRESH FELLOWS -- The New John Agar
  111. YOUNG PEOPLE -- Elizabeth Taylor


Songs about Elvis


Do people still obsess over The King? Hell, I dug up 93 Elvis songs and I'm not even a fan!

  1. ADAMS, BRYAN -- Hey Elvis
  2. ADAMSON, BARRY -- Set the Controls for the Heart of the Pelvis
  3. ALEXANDER, WILLIE -- Abel & Elvis
  4. B.A.L.L. -- The King Will Never Die
  5. BITCH FUNKY SEX -- Elvis, Satan & Jimmy Page
  6. BOYLE, BILLY -- My Baby's Crazy 'bout Elvis
  7. CHANNEL, BRUCE -- The King is Free
  8. CHICAGO -- Bigger than Elvis
  9. CHILTON, ALEX -- I Wish I Could Meet Elvis
  10. CONN, ARCHER -- Elvis is Gone But Not Forgotten
  11. COWBOY JUNKIES -- Blue Moon Revisited (Song for Elvis)
  12. COYNE, KEVIN -- Elvis is Dead
  13. DANCE HALL CRASHERS -- Elvis & Me
  14. DE NIEUWE SNAAR – De 1000 Kings of Rock 'n' Roll
  15. DIRE STRAITS -- Calling Elvis
  16. DITCH BANK OKIES -- The Pelvis
  17. DOKTOR KOSMOS -- Rocktail (to Elvis)
  18. DURAN DURAN -- Hallucinating Elvis
  19. ELLIS, JIMMY -- I'm Not Trying to Be Like Elvis
  20. EL VEZ (several)
  21. ELVIS HITLER (several)
  22. FLYING CIRCUS -- Me and Elvis
  23. FORGOTTEN REBELS -- Elvis is Dead
  24. GEEZER -- Unspeakable Elvis
  25. GESSLE, PER -- Elvis in Germany (Let's Celebrate!)
  26. GIRLYSOUND -- Elvis Be True
  27. HARRIS, DAVE -- Elvis & the Unmentionables
  28. HILL, CINDY LEE BERRY -- Elvis of Marysville
  29. HILL, FAITH -- Bringing Out the Elvis
  30. HILLBILLY VOODOO DOLLS -- Elvis in the Sky
  31. HITCHCOCK, ROBYN -- Elvis Was Queen
  32. HOFFSTEN, LOUISE -- Bringing Out the Elvis
  33. HUMAN RADIO -- Me & Elvis
  34. JARVIS, FELTON -- Don't Knock Elvis
  35. JOEL, BILLY -- Elvis Presley Blvd.
  36. KAUFMAN, LANCE -- They Dug Up Elvis!
  37. LEARY, DENIS -- Elvis and I
  38. LINDISFARNE -- Elvis Lives on the Moon
  39. LITTLE ROGER -- Elvis, What Happened?
  40. LIVING COLOUR -- Elvis is Dead
  41. LONGPIGS -- Elvis
  42. LOVELESS, PATTY -- I Try to Think About Elvis
  43. MANIC STREET PREACHERS -- Elvis Impersonator
  44. McDOWELL, RONNIE -- The King is Gone
  45. MEATMEN -- Abba, God and Me
  46. MIRROR, DANNY -- I Remember Elvis Presley
  47. MOIST -- Picture Elvis
  48. MORONICS -- I'm Glad Elvis is Dead
  49. MURPHY, ELLIOTT -- On Elvis Presley's Birthday
  50. NICE DEVICE -- Cool Corona (Could You Be Like Elvis)
  51. NIXON, MOJO -- Elvis is Everywhere
  52. PANOPLY ACADEMY GLEE CLUB -- What We Defend
  53. PASSENGERS -- Elvis Ate America
  54. PETER & THE TEST TUBE BABIES -- Elvis is Dead
  55. PHAIR, LIZ -- Elvis Be True
  56. PIMLICO -- Elvis We Love You
  57. PINKARD & BOWDEN -- Elvis Was a Narc
  58. PLEASANT, WALLY -- Bigger Than Elvis (Thanks Antaris Duffey!)
  59. PLEASURE BARONS -- Elvis is Everywhere
  60. POPPIN' JAYS -- Vote Elvis
  61. RAMONES -- Censorshit
  62. REFRESHMINTS -- Velvit Elvis
  63. REILLY, BETTY -- The Saga of Elvis Presley
  64. RESIDENTS -- Elvis and His Boss
  65. ROBERTS, DANNY -- The Memphis Cowboy
  66. ROMAN, JOHNNY -- King of Rock 'n' Roll
  67. SINGH, PETER -- Elvis, I'm on the Phone
  68. SNOW, B.F. -- Elvis is a Legend
  69. SPACE -- A Liddle Biddy Help from Elvis
  70. SPOT 1019 -- The King Cometh
  71. STEELE, HENRY -- The Turd That Murdered Elvis
  72. STRAY CATS -- Elvis on Velvet
  73. SUGAR TWINS -- The Right Stuff (Sam Sheperd)
  74. SUMMERS, GENE -- Goodbye, Priscilla
  75. TERMINATORS OF ENDEARMENT -- Stranger in the Manger
  76. THERAPY? -- Evil Elvis
  77. THREE JOHNS -- The King is Dead
  78. TINY TIM -- I Saw Mr. Presley Tip-toeing Through the Tulips
  79. TURA, WILL -- Goodbye Elvis
  80. U2 -- Elvis Presley and America
  81. VANDALS -- Elvis Decanter
  82. VELVITT, JIMMY -- Rocking with Elvis/ Waiting on Elvis (Thanks Rachel Cary!)
  83. VERNON, NAN -- Elvis Waits
  84. WAINWRIGHT III, LOUDON -- Happy Birthday, Elvis
  85. WARD, BILLY JOE -- Tribute to the King
  86. WAS (NOT WAS) -- Elvis' Rolls Royce
  87. WEEN -- Elvis is Dead
  88. WELCH, GILLIAN -- Elvis Presley Blues
  89. WILLIS, WESLEY -- Elvis Presley
  90. WIRTZ, REV. BILLY C. -- The King Gets a Day Job
  91. YANKOVIC, WEIRD AL -- Velvet Elvis
  92. YOUNG, KENNY, & THE EGGPLANTS -- My Dinner with Elvis
  93. ZAPPA, FRANK -- Elvis Has Just Left the Building


Songs About Bands and Musicians


Poor babies living in the shadows of their heroes. Note preponderance of Zeppelin tunes.
  1. AIR -- Mike Mills
  2. ALABAMA 3 -- Hello...I'mJohnny Cash/ Woody Guthrie
  3. ALBERTO Y LOS TRIOS PARANOIAS -- Happy to Be On an Island Away from Demis Roussos
  4. ALLEN, TINA -- John, Paul, Ringo & George
  5. ALVIN, DAVE -- Haley’s Comet (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  6. ANDROIDS -- Do It With Madonna (Thanks Fred Tolhurst!)
  7. ANGIE & THE CHICKLETTES -- Treat Him Tender Maureen (Now That Ringo Belongs to You)
  8. ANOUK -- Tom Waits
  9. ASHMAN, STEPHEN -- Other People's LP's
  10. BABY BIRD -- Sha Na Na
  11. BANHART, DEVENDRA -- The Beatles
  12. BECK -- Ozzy
  13. BELLE & SEBASTIAN -- Like Dylan in the Movies
  14. BIG IN IOWA -- Neil’s On the Radio
  15. BIG JIM -- Eels
  16. BLACK WATCH -- Steve Albini
  17. BLONDE REDHEAD -- Young Neil
  18. BLOWFISH -- George Harrison Outtake (1970)
  19. BORIS THE SPRINKLER -- Kill the Ramones/ Kill the Sex Pistols/ Hi, We're the Replacements
  20. BONGWATER – Nick Cave Doll (Thanks Madelyn Boudreaux!)/ David Bowie Wants Ideas
  21. BOTTLE ROCKETS -- Nancy Sinatra
  22. BOWIE, DAVID -- Song for Bob Dylan
  23. BRAGG, BILLY -- Levi Stubbs' Tears (Thanks Evil Jimi!)/ I Dreamed I Saw Phil Ochs Last Night
  24. BRATMOBILE -- Cheap Trick Record
  25. BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE -- Donovan Said
  26. BROOKS, BONNIE -- Bring Back My Beatles (to Me)
  27. BUCKSHOT LeFONQUE -- James Brown (Part 1 & 2)
  28. BURDON, ERIC, & THE ANIMALS -- Monterey
  29. BUTTHOLE SURFERS -- Lou Reed
  30. CABARET VOLTAIRE -- James Brown (Thanks Evil Jimi!)
  31. CAKE -- Frank Sinatra/ Rick James
  32. CALEXICO -- Not Even Stevie Nicks (Thanks Peter Baldinger!)
  33. CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN -- ZZ Top Goes to Egypt
  34. CANDY 500 -- Iggy at 80
  35. CAPUTO, KEITH -- Cobain
  36. CARMEN, PHIL -- Bob Dylan's Dream (Thanks Peter Baldinger!)
  37. CARRIE'S PROBLEM -- Led Zeppelin
  38. CHADBOURNE, EUGENE -- Bo Diddley is A Communist
  39. CHARLES, BOBBY -- Happy Birthday Fats Domino
  40. CHEAP TRICK -- ELO Kiddies
  41. CHERRY SMASH -- You Made Me Hate the Beach Boys
  42. CHESTNUTT, VIC -- Lucinda Williams
  43. CHILLS -- Song of Randy Newman
  44. CHIXDIGGIT -- Henry Rollins is No Fun
  45. CICCONE YOUTH -- Two Cool Rock Chicks Listening to Neu
  46. CLEVES, SLAID -- Song for June (Carter)
  47. CLINTON -- Welcome to Tokio, Otis Clay
  48. COBHAM, BILLY -- AC/DC
  49. COE, DAVID ALLEN -- Waylon, Willie and Me (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  50. COMMON -- Jimi Was a Rock Star
  51. COMSTOCK, BOBBY, & THE COUNTS -- The Beatle Bounce
  52. COSMETIC PUFFS -- Why Do All Modest Mouse Fans Look the Same?
  53. COSMIC PSYCHOS -- David Lee Roth
  54. CRANBERRIES -- I Just Shot John Lennon
  55. CURVED AIR -- Ultra-Vivaldi
  56. DANDY WARHOLS -- Cool as Kim Deal
  57. DE NIEUWE SNAAR -- Bo Diddley/ De Hoesen van Julie (Julie London)/ Slim Gaillard/ Denkend aan Buddy Holly's Bril/ In de hemel is Geen Dylan
  58. DEAD MILKMEN -- Ringo Buys a Rifle (Thanks Chad Stone!)/ In Praise of Sha Na Na
  59. DELANEY & BONNIE & FRIENDS -- Are you a Beatle or a Rolling Stone
  60. DENIM -- Osmonds
  61. DETENTION -- Dead Rock n Rollers
  62. DICKIES -- He’s Courtin’ Courtney
  63. DIFFIE, JOE -- Bigger than the Beatles
  64. DOWD, JOHNNY -- Rose Tattoo/ Woody Guthrie Blues
  65. DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS -- The Night G. G. Allin Came to Town/ Ronnie and Neil/ Carl Perkin's Cadillac
  66. DRURY, IAN, & THE BLOCKHEADS -- Sweet Gene Vincent
  67. DUBROVNIKS -- As Long As I Can Listen (To the Ramones) (Thanks Peter Baldinger!)
  68. DUNGER, NICOLAI – Tribute to Tim Hardin
  69. EASY -- Between John and Yoko
  70. EGGPLANT -- Rolling Stones
  71. EL FISH -- Sonny Boy's Advice
  72. EMILY XYZ -- Jimmy Page Loves Lori Maddox/Sinatra Walks Out
  73. EPIC TRASH -- Michael Jackson's Zoo
  74. EVERCLEAR -- Otis Redding
  75. EXTERMINATORS -- The Beatle-bomb
  76. FATBOY SLIM -- Michael Jackson
  77. FILTER -- Hey Man, Nice Shot (Kurt Cobain)
  78. FIREHOSE -- For the Singer of REM
  79. FISH KARMA -- (She Likes to Make Love to) Led Zeppelin
  80. FLAMING LIPS -- Thank You Jack White (For the Fiber-Optic Jesus that You Gave Me)
  81. FLESHTONES - Tribute to Hank Ballard
  82. FONDLED -- Nirvana
  83. FORGOTTEN REBELS -- No Beatles Reunion
  84. FOWLEY, KIM -- Tori Amos Drinking Tears in the Twilight Zone
  85. FRESHIES -- I Can’t Get "Bouncing Babies" by Teardrop Explodes
  86. FROGS -- I Dig Rock 'n' Roll Music
  87. FROST, JACK -- Angela Carter
  88. FULKS, ROBBIE -- That Bangle Girl
  89. FURIES -- The Replacements Song
  90. GAZINGO, BINGO -- Oh Madonna (You Stole My Pants)
  91. GIANT SAND -- Pasty Does Dylan
  92. GOBLINS -- Selena
  93. GODFATHERS -- John Barry (Thanks Peter Baldinger!)
  94. GORIES -- Hey Bo Diddley
  95. GRANDADDY -- Alan Parsons in a Winter Wonderland
  96. GRIFFIN, SID -- Jimmy Reed
  97. GUN CLUB -- Bo Diddley's a Gunslinger
  98. HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT -- Get Kramer
  99. HAMPTON, JOHNNY -- The Beatle Dance
  100. HARVEST, BARCLAY JAMES -- John Lennon's Guitar
  101. HARVEY, MICK -- Hank Williams Said It Best
  102. HAZLEWOOD, LEE -- Dolly Parton's Guitar
  103. HELMET -- Sinatra
  104. HIGH ART -- Shudder to Think
  105. HILL, ANDREW -- Black Sabbath
  106. HOOD, PATTERSON -- Belinda Carlisle Diet
  107. HOUSE OF LOVE -- Beatles and the Stones
  108. HOWES, KENNY -- Cheap Trick
  109. IAN MOORE ACTION COMPANY -- Johnny Cash
  110. IRON PROSTRATE -- Bring Me the Head of Jerry Garcia (Thanks Marshmellow!)
  111. JACK & THE BEANSTALK -- Gram Parsons
  112. JACKSON, CORDELL -- Johnny Cash Train
  113. JAMES & THE INCREDIBLE SHOWMEN -- James Brown Boo-Ga-Loo
  114. JAPANESE BEATLES -- The Beatles Song (Japanese Style) part 1
  115. JAZZ BUTCHER -- Southern Marc Smith/ When Eno Sings (Thanks Madelyn Boudreaux!)
  116. J CHURCH -- Why I Liked Bikini Kill (Thanks Lance Hahn!)
  117. JENKINS, BILLY -- Doris Day/ Elvis Presley/ Johnny Cash/ Ray Charles
  118. JENNINGS, WAYLON -- Bob Wills is Still the King (Thanks Mike Frost!)
  119. JOHNSTON, DANIEL -- The Beatles/Ain't No Woman Gonna Make a George Jones Outta Me
  120. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT -- Let John & Yoko Stay in the U.S.A.
  121. KASHMIR -- Diana Ross
  122. KEB' MO' -- Riley B. King
  123. KENNY, GERARD, & THE NEW YORK BAND -- Get Back Beatles
  124. KILLER SHREWS -- Hank Williams Must Die
  125. KINGDOM SCUM -- Bullets for Cobain
  126. KINKS -- Hollywood Boulevard
  127. KULTUR SHOCK -- Backdoor Boyz
  128. LANEGAN, MARK -- Like Little Willie John
  129. LIAR PAPA -- Marilyn Manson vs. Mason Reese
  130. LITTLE WILLIES -- Lou Reed
  131. LOCAL H -- Eddie Vedder
  132. LONG BEACH DUB ALLSTARS -- Fugazi
  133. MALACHAI -- Led Zeppelin
  134. MALIN, JESSE -- Lucinda (Williams)
  135. MANGES -- My Only Friend is Dee Dee Ramone
  136. MCM & THE MONSTER -- Jimmy Page on Junk
  137. McNALLY, LARRY JOHN -- Can Joe Cocker
  138. MELVINS -- Buck Owens
  139. MENTALWARD -- The Swamis
  140. MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE -- I H*t* J*mmy P*g*
  141. MINUTEMEN -- Political Song for Michael Jackson
  142. MOHEAD -- Robert Johnson’s Whiskey
  143. MOL TRIFFID -- The Devil and Sammy Davis, Jr.
  144. MORPHINE -- Miles Davis’ Funeral
  145. MOTORHEAD -- Ramones
  146. MR. T EXPERIENCE -- Song About the Ramones
  147. MUCHACHAS -- Lou Reed's Dead
  148. MYSTERY TOUR -- Ballad of Paul
  149. NERF HERDER -- Van Halen/ Courtney Love (Thanks Paul Reilly!)
  150. NINE DAYS -- Bob Dylan
  151. NIXON, MOJO -- Debbie Gibson is Pregnant (Thanks Mike Frost!)/ The Ballad of Country Dick/ Don Henley Must Die
  152. OLD 97s -- Ray Charles
  153. OLDHAM, WILL -- For the Mekons et al.
  154. ORANGE CAKE MIX -- Wings' Greatest Hits
  155. ORANGE PEELS -- Why Sting is Such an Idiot
  156. P -- Michael Stipe
  157. PARKER, GIGI, & THE LONELIES -- Beatles Please Come Back
  158. PEBBLES -- We Love You Beatles
  159. PEEL, DAVID -- B-E-A-T-L-E-S
  160. PEOPLE -- Come Back Beatles
  161. PERVERTED BY DESIRE -- Song for Sinead
  162. PETER & THE TEST TUBE BABIES -- Spirit of Keith Moon
  163. PHANTOM SURFERS -- Lancelot Link Wray
  164. PHRANC Everywhere -- I Go I Hear the Go-Gos (Thanks Madelyn Boudreaux!)
  165. PLEASANT, WALLY -- Dead Rock 'n' Roll Stars, Hardcore Man (Henry Rollins), My Hole Tribute Band (Thanks Antaris Duffey!)
  166. PLEASEEASAUR -- Paul McCartney's Penis
  167. PORN FLAKES -- Acting Like Black Sabbath
  168. POSIES -- Grant Hart
  169. PRINCE FAR I -- Tribute to Bob Marley
  170. PUNCHBUGGY -- Pat Benetar
  171. QUASIMOTO -- Jazz Cats Pt. 1
  172. RAINDBO -- John You Went Too Far This Time
  173. RANDLE, DEL -- Introducing the Beatles to Monkey Land
  174. RAPEMAN -- Kim Gordon’s Panties
  175. RAY WILKO -- What's the Deal, Kim? (Pixies) (Thanks Peter Baldinger!)
  176. REEL BIG FISH -- Snoop Dog, Baby
  177. REPLACEMENTS -- Alex Chilton/ Something to Du (Thanks Jay Banerjee!)
  178. RIVERS, BOB -- Sled Zeppelin/ Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas/ What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells
  179. ROACHES -- Beatle Mania Blues
  180. ROSENBERG, MARRIANNE -- Mr. Paul McCartney
  181. ROTTERS -- Sit on My Face Stevie Nicks (Thanks Peter Baldinger!)
  182. ROUSE, JOSH -- Marvin Gaye
  183. SANTANA -- Wham!
  184. SATURN'S FLEA COLLAR -- Jimi Jim & Janis
  185. SCOT-HERON, GIL -- Lady Day and John Coltrane
  186. SCREECHING WEASEL -- I Hate Led Zeppelin
  187. SERVANT -- Hey Lou Reed
  188. SHEARS, BILLY, & THE ALL-AMERICANS -- Brother Paul
  189. SHONEN KNIFE -- Blue Oyster Cult
  190. SKANKIN' PICKLE -- My Name is Erik Yee. My Favorite Band is Green Day
  191. SKULL CONTROL -- Smells Like Bad Nirvana
  192. SLAPPING SUSPENDERS -- Pretty Maids
  193. SMUGGLERS -- Buddy Holly Conventions/ My Morrissey Shirt
  194. SNIDE, CLEM -- Nick Drake Tape
  195. S.O.D. -- The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix (Thanks Peter Baldigner!)
  196. SONGS: OHIA -- Steve Albini's Blues
  197. SONS & DAUGHTERS -- Johnny Cash
  198. SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS -- Hey Chuck Berry
  199. SPASTIC PHONO BAND -- Wings Under Japan
  200. SQUIRRELS -- The Demise of Ricky Nelson
  201. SR71 -- Axl Rose (Where Did You Go?)/ Paul McCartney
  202. STATUS QUO -- Diggin' Burt Bacharach
  203. STEAGALL, RED -- Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills Music
  204. STEREO TOTAL -- I Love You, Ono/ Ringo, I Love You
  205. STILLS -- Allison Krausse
  206. STRUGGLEBURGER -- Barbra Streisand
  207. SUPERSUCKERS -- Ozzy
  208. SWINGING ERUDITES -- Paul McCartney Massacre
  209. TAJ MAHAL -- Four Mills Brothers
  210. TEEN ANTHEMS -- I Hate Oasis
  211. TEENAGE FANCLUB -- Neil Jung
  212. TELEVISION PERSONALITIES -- I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
  213. 10,000 CATTLE -- David Crosby (King of the Woodstock Kids)
  214. TERRORVISION -- Tom Petty Loves Veruca Salt (Thanks Dmitry Vasiliev!)
  215. THELONIUS MONSTER -- Sammy Hagar Weekend/ The Gun Club Song/ The Bob Dylan Song/ The Joy Division Song/ The Germs Song/ The Curtis Mayfield Song/ The Jam Song/ The Rolling Stones '77 Song/ The Ramones Song/ The Bowie Low Song/ The Big Star Song/ The Iggy Stooge Song/ The Beck Song/ The Oasis Song
  216. THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS -- Hi, We’re the Replacements (Thanks Jay Banerjee!)
  217. THIS MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY -- On Tour With Charlie Parker
  218. THRONES -- Django
  219. THROWING MUSES -- Dylan/ Status Quo
  220. TITANIC -- Cry for a Beatle
  221. TOILET BOYS -- Paul Stanley (Was a Lady)
  222. TOCOTRONIC -- Ich habe getraumt ich ware Pizza essen mit Mark E. Smith
  223. TORTOISE -- Ry Cooder
  224. TOSCA/ ANNA CLEMENTI -- Me & Yoko Ono
  225. TOY DOLLS -- Me & John Williams (Thanks Peter Baldigner!)
  226. TULLYCRAFT -- Pop Songs Your Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
  227. TYLER, WAT -- Michael Bolton's Hair/ Spice Girls
  228. VAN JETS -- Johnny Winter
  229. VELVIT, JIMMY -- Two Bottles of Wine, a Jukbox and Jimmy Reed (Thanks Mr. Mattic!)
  230. VERNON GIRLS -- We Love You Beatles
  231. VERUKA SALT -- With David Bowie
  232. WAINWRIGHT III, LOUDON -- Talking New Bob Dylan
  233. WAS (NOT WAS) -- I Feel Better Than James Brown
  234. WATERBOYS -- The Return of Jimi Hendrix
  235. WATT, MIKE -- Intense Song for Madonna to Sing
  236. WATTS, JOHN -- The Day Johnny Cash Passed Away
  237. WHITE, JOSH -- Howlin' Wolf Blues
  238. WILDING, BOBBY -- I Want to Be a Beatle
  239. WILLIS, WESLEY -- (several)
  240. WRECKLESS ERIC -- Joe Meek
  241. YANKOVIC, WEIRD AL -- My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder
  242. YELLOW NOTE -- Beatles
  243. YO LA TENGO -- Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
  244. YOUNG FRESH FELLOWS -- Amy Grant/ My Friend Ringo
  245. YOUNG, NEIL -- Buffalo Springfield Again/ From Hank to Hendrix
  246. ZAMBONIS -- Andy Moog Meets Robert Moog/Bob Marley & the Hartford Whalers
  247. ZEVON, WARREN -- Bo Diddley's a Gunslinger



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