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FROM THE MOUTHS OF STUPID TOURISTS

1. How much money do you make?
2. Do you have hemorrhoids from sitting all day?
3. Can you wait half an hour for me?
4. Can you break a hundred-dollar bill?
5. Do you know where the Marriott is?
6. Do y'all have a Red Lobster in San Francisco?
7. Is that "No Smoking" sign for real?
8. I think the quickest way would be...
9. Wow! A cabbie who speaks English!
10. Wow! A cabbie who can talk!
11. Run the red light!
12. Why don't they get rid of all the homeless people?
13. What's your worst minority? Ours is blacks.
14. Where's the hot pussy in this town?
15. Are you straight?
16. Are you gay?
17. Would you like to get sucked off this morning?

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